I've got a feeling
Like last night wasn't such a good night
Cause my head really doesn't feel right
And god dammit, the sun is too, too bright
My leg is bleeding
And my clothes smell like they might ignite
And I guess at some point I stole a kite
And my girlfriend and I had a huge, huge fight
My brains on fire
Drank way too much
Swallow an Advil
Then throw it up
Can't find my cell phone
Oh, there it is
It's in the toaster
12 messages
I know you ignored my calls
cause you made out with Karen
Don't lie, Rachel saw
I hate you, don't call me, you sad sack of shit
By the way, to get even I showed Mike my tits
Shit, shit, shit, shit
So that was bad
I messed up
But Karen Patrick, damn that girls... Hot!
This must be her
Well done monsieur
Oh Karen Blatt?
I'm gonna throw up again
Like today's gonna be a long day
God, I wish Mickey D's had a buffet
And I increasingly think I broke my leg
Cause I can't feel it
And I vaguely remember a slight fray
Holy crap, it's my mom. What do I say?
Cause I can't let her take my car away
Last night was fun (DRINK!)
I studied hard (DON'T BE A BITCH!)
I wrote an essay (COLLEGE!)
About the Bard (Shakespeare's gay)
Went to bed early (BEER RUN!)
I'm eating right (This is so good)
Another call, Mom.
I love you... Too!
Hey pumpkin bear (Sup?)
I messed up
I drank tequila (What the hell?)
It fu**** me... up
I love you Gina (Karen Blatt?)
I made mistakes (Woo!)
Wait, I did what?
Now I remember again
I caughr Mike, threw a punch
Thought that he droppped-drop-drop-drop
He got up, grabbed a bat
Too drunk to block-block-block-block
Hit my leg, really hard
Blacked out from shock-shock-shock
Woke up here, so now I know
Let's start from the top
I've got a feeling
That last night was a freaking great night
That I got in a really sweet fight
And above all I now own an awsome kite
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